jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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