But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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