Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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