he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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