i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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