if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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