you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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