there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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