We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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