well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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