its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Come see our sink grown plant.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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