She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
now i know why i became what i already was.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I pour the whiskey from now on
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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