so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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