Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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