i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize
