i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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