You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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