butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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