Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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