But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I have demons in me.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I would ride that face into the sunset
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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