My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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