doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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