So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
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