this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I showed him my bush... on skype.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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