My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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