Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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