Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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