Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
The power of my boobs compel you
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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