Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
