I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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