In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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