dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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