she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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