The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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