I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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