physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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