do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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