i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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