you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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