So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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