let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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