she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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