im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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