gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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