yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
