is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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