i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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