How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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