Midget sex pt 2 tonight
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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