HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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