we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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