her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
If I die, sorry about rent.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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